
Isn't the shed the coolest place for a guy to store all his grown-up toys? Lawn mowers, Snow Throwers, Power Washers, Hedge Clippers, etc.
This is like toy chest you had when you were a kid. All the trucks, games, and gadgets all in a cool box with a lock. At the end of the day, you could put all your stuff in it and not neatly either! It is where you kept your baseball cards and your GI Joe's. Well, the shed is the grown-up equivalent.
After all, all the stuff you buy at Home Depot and Lowes has to go somewhere. It wouldn't look good in the living room. A family room wouldn't have a good look with bags of mulch in the corner or your lawn mower in the middle of the room. A shed makes a guy feel like a true home owner. You even get a small smile on your face when you say things like, "Hey wait, I think I have an extra shovel in the shed." It is an outdoor man cave.
The only problem with a shed is that sooner or later, it has to be cleaned out for two key reasons: 1) You can't get around in there anymore because stuff is all over or 2) You keep buying things you already have but don't remember because you can't get around in your shed.
Unfortunately, there is never a day that you feel like saying, "Oh good, it's a beautiful Saturday morning. I think it's a good time to clean out the shed." After work, no one feels like coming home and cleaning it out. Plus, once it's cleaned out, you have to put everything back, which also takes time.
So why are you reading this? And what is the point? I guess the point is sheds are cool because they hold all the grown-up toys we buy. But we have to take the time to clean it out so we can buy more grown-up toys to put in the shed.